Jun 28 2006
hey, thanks!
This is the most bizarre email I have received in a long while. I have no idea who this person is, but thanks for the pic!
Order prints!!
Jun 28 2006
This is the most bizarre email I have received in a long while. I have no idea who this person is, but thanks for the pic!
Order prints!!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: South Beach, Uncategorized, Work
Jun 28 2006
Back in the day when I would kick it with Turbo, Ozone and Kelly, I thought this guy was so cool!
I still think that he’s cool. Or rather, I still think he was cool back then. Now, I’m not so sure.
I got a call from the Apple store yesterday. They said my hard drive failed and needed to be replaced. I found that hard to believe, considering it seemed to be working just fine before my comp died, but I wasn’t about to argue with the guy because there were some things about that drive that I didn’t want to come to light. Like the fact that I replaced that drive with a 400 GB drive back in January, completely voiding my already expired warranty. Of course, when my iMac died, I put its stock 160 GB drive back in, but since the comp was dead, I never got a chance to make sure it was fully functioning. Anyway, when the Apple tech called I asked them how much it was going to cost to have it replaced. At first he was under the impression that my repairs were being covered by the warranty, but when I advised him otherwise, he put me on hold for a few moments, and then came back on and told me they would cover it. Cool, it looks like I’m getting a new 160 GB drive too! I’m pretty sure that the old drive worked just fine because I was using it as an external drive for the past 6 months without issue. I plan on keeping the new drive in my iMac and using the 400 GB drive as an external. The last thing I need is for my power supply/iMac to die again. That computer will be 2 years old in a couple months, and if anything happens then, I’ll be SOL.
Lastly, here is something you might want to keep an eye on. It’s being done by some locals, and their blog is here.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 3 • Tags: Uncategorized
Jun 26 2006
So I took my 20″ iMac G5 into the Apple store…
I can pick it up in 10-12 days.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 5 • Tags: Uncategorized
Jun 21 2006
Ok, let me try this again…
…so it’s now 4-thirty something AM and I can still hear car horns honking, people chanting, and all-around gay old times being had outside!
Here are 457 (blurry) pictures from tonight’s impromptu celebration on Ocean Drive.
Tonight was so fun! I wish the Heat could win the Championship every day! If tonight was any sort of prelude for the parade later in the week, then Miami will probably come unhinged!!
Here are a few highlights.

Can’t stop the Heat!!

I WOULD!! (The news chick, not the dude.)

Dancing in the street! (I’d say I WOULD!! but then I would end up in jail because she’s only 15 or something so I’m not going to say I WOULD!!)

The girl in the red shorts flashed her tits, but 1) my camera didn’t want to focus so I missed the money shot, and 2) she was facing the wrong way.

This girl kind of flashed her tits too.

Another news girl I WOULD!! She was almost as tall as Shaq too!

oh hay I can see up your skirt!!
ok, the end
I really hope these pics work. I have never used Picasa webalbums or whatever before. Hey, I better go to bed!! I have to be at work in a few hours.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2 • Tags: I WOULD!!!, IRL, South Beach, Uncategorized
Jun 20 2006
I feel like going home and watching either The Karate Kid or The Legend of Billie Jean. I have no idea why.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2 • Tags: Uncategorized
Jun 13 2006
I kind of want to go see that new Superman movie. Who wants to be my date? I promise I won’t try the popcorn trick on you (unless you want me to)!
I am also looking for dates to see Miami Vice, X-Men, and… Some others I forgot. The popcorn trick may or may not be attempted at these showings. I also I am looking for best toys for boys!
I think I am feeling better, but I’m not 100%. My head hurts a little bit. It’s there, but not really anything to bitch about. I have a weird ringing in my ears, or everything kind of sounds tinny. It’s weird and I have no idea why I’ve been feeling off these past few days.
I am on top of things this year! My dad’s gift and card have been purchased from Yourdiamondteacher.com and are ready to be shipped. In fact, Blanca already called Fed-ex for a pickup! My poor mother didn’t get a gift this year (like most years, really) because I couldn’t think of anything good to get her. My dad should be pleasantly surprised.
I had a couple more things to type about, but I forgot what they were.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 9 • Tags: Uncategorized
Jun 12 2006
I love living on the beach so much! I just walked through here and counted 5 apparently spent condoms. So, naturally, I set up a webcam to catch the show!
http://fanless.ww.com
The colors might be funky, but that’s because I have an IR cam. Even worse is that the infrared part isn’t strong enough to illuminate the area at night, when these shenanigans are likely going on.
We’ll see what we see.
Also, I don’t even know if that link will work. I literally just set it up on my lunch break.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2,325 • Tags: FANLESS.com, IRL, LOL INNERNETS, South Beach
Jun 10 2006
Heading to Markham Park again right now, so come out and say hi!
I will probably be hotter than my bung, but I just want to ride!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: IRL, Riding, Uncategorized
Jun 9 2006
I just ordered $12 nachos from Oh! Mexico for lunch today.
That surely indicates that this is my last day on this earth, or in the very least, I will be spending this weekend in the hospital.
Actually, my head feels a little better, but I’m still a little weirded out about the situation.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2 • Tags: Uncategorized
Jun 9 2006
There are currently 7 people huddled around the television here at work, watching the World Cup game. Luis and I are the only ones working at the moment, and I’m not even working very hard because I have a GNARLY headache only on the left side of my head, kind of like brain freeze behind my eye. It’s very odd and somewhat concerning because the last time I had a headache only on one side of my head, I ended up having brain surgery twice in 2 weeks! All I can think about is how my head hurts and what’s going to happen with it. I hope it just goes away and that’s that.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: Back home, years ago., IRL, Uncategorized, Work
Jun 7 2006
Yesterday I met a girl and I was like I WOULD!! But before I tried to sweat her I looked her up on myspace and it said she is a lesbian and I was like OH NOSE and I was really thankful for myspace because being shot down would have pushed me over the edge theend
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: I WOULD!!!, IRL, Uncategorized
Jun 5 2006
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Jun 28 2006
I saw Jesse Jackson pick a boogie!
I always feel awkward when I’m in the IRL like at Publix or riding along somewhere or whatever and someone comes up to me and they’re like “FANLESS?” or “Hey, Christian?” or something and I’m like “Whowhat??” or just “Yeah??” and then they’re like “Hi, how are you doing?” and I’m like “…fine…?” when really I want to say “Uh… WhoDAfuxUis?” or something and then they’re like “I go to your site like zOMG every day!!111one!eleventyONE!!” and I’m like, oh sweet Jesus! as I try to hide my faggy shopping basket and hope they didn’t notice that I’m buying 4 different kinds of frozen chicken wings and not much else.
So when innernet/myspace celebrity Jesse Jackson (I would post a link but I’m at that place I get paid to be and I don’t want to be on the innernets looking up sites) came in yesterday (and again today) I avoided the whole, “Hey, you’re one of my myspace friends zOMG!!” debacle.
And now he’ll probably never know who I am. OH NOSE!!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2 • Tags: Uncategorized