Jul 6 2006
Ladies Love Cool Christian!

Ladies Love Cool Christian! (and Christian loves Hooters!!)

I had 3 cheerleader coaches in my hotel room, and I have pixel based proof!!

Cheerleaders Love Cool Christian!
Jul 6 2006

Ladies Love Cool Christian! (and Christian loves Hooters!!)

I had 3 cheerleader coaches in my hotel room, and I have pixel based proof!!

Cheerleaders Love Cool Christian!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2 • Tags: IRL, Pictures
Jul 5 2006
Hey guys, don’t forget about the WAKA Founders Cup World Kickball Championship! It’s on July 22nd at Bicentennial Park.
And don’t worry about being all hot and sweaty… It’s gonna be the mostest awesmoest weather that day evAr!1 I PROMISE!! (unless it isn’t.)
Jul 5 2006
This happened 2 years ago today!
I think about it often. I don’t think I’ve been more heated in my life.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: IRL, South Beach, Work
Jul 5 2006
I spent several hours at the meta cafe today!
I LOL’d!!
I think I just fell in love!!
I still want an EVO more!
…and one girl was like “FANLESS loves ME more than you!” and another girl was like “He loves me more because he lets me call him ‘Chris’!” and another girl was like “Nuh-uh!!” and the other one was like “F U!” and then…
…and it didn’t even stop there…
Even when we go to the beach, my hos can’t get along.
LOL WHAT
p0wnt!
Color me impressed!!
Ditto.
Perfect for soccer moms!
I need one of these!!
I saw this on TV and it was amazing!!
Talk about a fluster cluck!
Meanwhile, I can’t even win a game of tic-tac-toe against myself…
no words
Must be karma.
ALIENS EXIST!!
I bet I would get all the hawt chyxXx if I could do this!!
MILF!! DANG!
BUST BIG!!
If the news was like this every day, I’d never miss it!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: I WOULD!!!, LOL INNERNETS
Jul 4 2006
So here’s something somewhat interesting… I seem to have caught a cold!
On South Beach!
At the start of July!!
WTF??
Do I have AIDS or something? How in the Tori Anus(.com) am I going to get sick this time of year? dumb
Here is something even more unbelievable/ridiculous:
187,552 page views last month? WHY? I might not pay it any mind if I didn’t have anything to compare it to. But I do! How in the Tori Anus(.com) am I going to get more hits than a site like CriticalMiami.com? It doesn’t make sense. The only thing I can think of that might make this so is that I probably have a lot more content. And by content, I mean pictures and videos and stuff. I’m sure my index page gets about 90% fewer hits.
I am going to try to get up to 200,000 hits for the month of August (and maybe July). That means I’ll probably be posting a bunch of pics from the Daytona and Orlando Supercrosses, and the Washougal National, if I figure out a way to go. I wonder if it can be done. I’m SURE it can be done if a hurricane comes through, but that’s assuming I don’t lose power for too long.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2 • Tags: FANLESS.com, IRL
Jun 30 2006
Wow, I just found out that this weekend is a 4 day weekend for me. Now I am extra X-TRA glad I’ll have my computer back. I find it so odd that even though I live in the heart of South Beach, I am always bored. How retarded is THAT?
So, other than admire my iMac, what else am I going to do for the next 4 days?
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 1 • Tags: IRL, South Beach, Work
Jun 30 2006
The Apple store just called and said my iMac is repaired and ready to be picked up. H00RAY!!! I was getting worried because I have my 4 GB of CF cards nearly full and I wasn’t going to be able to take any pics this weekend/4th of July (assuming my computer wouldn’t be ready until the estimated date of the 5th).
Not only is it ready, but Simon is going to give me a ride to go pick it up this evening.
Aaaaand… My CD/DVD cases just showed up too, so I already know what I’ll be doing this weekend. This morning I was thinking that I wouldn’t be able to catalog my DVDs until next weekend, and I was kind of bummed, but now it’s on for this weekend!
There is something going on over at the jail. There are 4 or 5 news vans there.
Argentina just scored. I have been saying all week that I hope Argentina plays Brazil in the World Cup final because, c’mon… If either team wins, then the beach will go nuts and out of all of the teams playing, these 2 probably have the best looking female fans and they’re probably the most willing to show some titties, AMEYERITE?
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: Uncategorized
Jun 30 2006

I like to think of myself as pretty good with Photoshop, but I’m not THAT good!
Jun 29 2006
Another day, another picture from someone I don’t (think I) know.
This is all kinds of awesome, and I hope it eventually leads to n00ds! I mean, as long as she’s old enough and I don’t go to jail.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: Uncategorized, Work
Jun 28 2006
I always feel awkward when I’m in the IRL like at Publix or riding along somewhere or whatever and someone comes up to me and they’re like “FANLESS?” or “Hey, Christian?” or something and I’m like “Whowhat??” or just “Yeah??” and then they’re like “Hi, how are you doing?” and I’m like “…fine…?” when really I want to say “Uh… WhoDAfuxUis?” or something and then they’re like “I go to your site like zOMG every day!!111one!eleventyONE!!” and I’m like, oh sweet Jesus! as I try to hide my faggy shopping basket and hope they didn’t notice that I’m buying 4 different kinds of frozen chicken wings and not much else.
So when innernet/myspace celebrity Jesse Jackson (I would post a link but I’m at that place I get paid to be and I don’t want to be on the innernets looking up sites) came in yesterday (and again today) I avoided the whole, “Hey, you’re one of my myspace friends zOMG!!” debacle.
And now he’ll probably never know who I am. OH NOSE!!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2 • Tags: Uncategorized
Jun 28 2006
This is the most bizarre email I have received in a long while. I have no idea who this person is, but thanks for the pic!
Order prints!!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: South Beach, Uncategorized, Work
Jun 28 2006
Back in the day when I would kick it with Turbo, Ozone and Kelly, I thought this guy was so cool!
I still think that he’s cool. Or rather, I still think he was cool back then. Now, I’m not so sure.
I got a call from the Apple store yesterday. They said my hard drive failed and needed to be replaced. I found that hard to believe, considering it seemed to be working just fine before my comp died, but I wasn’t about to argue with the guy because there were some things about that drive that I didn’t want to come to light. Like the fact that I replaced that drive with a 400 GB drive back in January, completely voiding my already expired warranty. Of course, when my iMac died, I put its stock 160 GB drive back in, but since the comp was dead, I never got a chance to make sure it was fully functioning. Anyway, when the Apple tech called I asked them how much it was going to cost to have it replaced. At first he was under the impression that my repairs were being covered by the warranty, but when I advised him otherwise, he put me on hold for a few moments, and then came back on and told me they would cover it. Cool, it looks like I’m getting a new 160 GB drive too! I’m pretty sure that the old drive worked just fine because I was using it as an external drive for the past 6 months without issue. I plan on keeping the new drive in my iMac and using the 400 GB drive as an external. The last thing I need is for my power supply/iMac to die again. That computer will be 2 years old in a couple months, and if anything happens then, I’ll be SOL.
Lastly, here is something you might want to keep an eye on. It’s being done by some locals, and their blog is here.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 3 • Tags: Uncategorized
Jun 27 2006
Sometimes it kind of sucks to have your commute to work be only 11 steps across an alley. Here are two things I miss the most about having any sort of commute at all: (wow, great word choice! I have no idea what I just said.)
1) Having a reason to ride my bike every day (not that I really need a reason)
2) most of all, happening upon things like this. (this was 1 year ago today) Granted, if Miami Vice were being filmed at Mansion today I probably would have seen it in my 11 steps to work, but that’s not really my point. Outside of that, nothing really ever happens in the alley. I’m not really bitching about not having a commute… I just kind of miss it at times.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2 • Tags: I WOULD!!!, IRL, Pictures, South Beach, Work
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Jul 6 2006
Still looking for that blue jean, baby queen…
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: Pictures, South Beach