Jun 23 2006
lol what
Jun 22 2006
zOMG!!!
Guess who is in charge here at work this morning!?!
ME!!
I get the glorious task of covering the front desk and answering the phones. H00RAY!! (insert gigantic eye roll/me slitting my wrists/the business failing with me in charge here)
Jun 22 2006
FISH ON!
This is a video of me catching a fish, exactly 6 years ago!!
I haven’t been fishing since.
P.S.: Maybe not safe for work because Chad drops a couple F-bombs, but you’re not really missing out because it’s probably only interesting/funny/worth watching if you’re Chad, Carl, me or Raul.
Jun 21 2006
you have no choice make your time
Somebody set up CriticalMiami.com teh bmob!
Never mind. That site wasn’t loading earlier, but I guess it’s working fine now.
Jun 21 2006
hello
It’s time to play my favorite game, ARMPIT OR VAGINA!?!
I can’t believe today is the summer solstice! It seems like just last month I was saying “I can’t believe it’s 2K6 already!”
“Miami experiences sunrise at 6:30 a.m. on the 21st and sunset at 8:14 p.m. It’s maximums are 6:28 a.m. from June 6-12 and 8:16 p.m. from June 30-July 5.”
H00RAY!!
Jun 21 2006
dang
I ran it pretty hard last night, and I was happy when I first woke up because I felt pretty good.
Now I’m really feeling it. I can’t tell if I’m just still drnk or really really ridiculously tired, but… I’m not feeling so hot right now.
I’d like to be in bed.
Jun 21 2006
Miami Heat wins the NBA Finals, and South Beach revels!!
Ok, let me try this again…
…so it’s now 4-thirty something AM and I can still hear car horns honking, people chanting, and all-around gay old times being had outside!
Here are 457 (blurry) pictures from tonight’s impromptu celebration on Ocean Drive.
Tonight was so fun! I wish the Heat could win the Championship every day! If tonight was any sort of prelude for the parade later in the week, then Miami will probably come unhinged!!
Here are a few highlights.
Can’t stop the Heat!!
I WOULD!!
CHAMPS!! (plus, I WOULD!!)
I WOULD!! (The news chick, not the dude.)
Dancing in the street! (I’d say I WOULD!! but then I would end up in jail because she’s only 15 or something so I’m not going to say I WOULD!!)
Of course I WOULD!!
H00RAY!! We’re #1!
GO HEAT!!
The girl in the red shorts flashed her tits, but 1) my camera didn’t want to focus so I missed the money shot, and 2) she was facing the wrong way.
This girl kind of flashed her tits too.
Another news girl I WOULD!! She was almost as tall as Shaq too!
Ghetto or what?
LOL WHAT
DA-VID HAS-SEL-HOFF!
oh hay I can see up your skirt!!
ok, the end
I really hope these pics work. I have never used Picasa webalbums or whatever before. Hey, I better go to bed!! I have to be at work in a few hours.
Jun 21 2006
GO MARLINS!!!
I don’t know about your neighborhood, but my neighborhood pretty much went (AND STILL IS!!) ape shit tonight!!
wow
Jun 20 2006
wright hawt heet
Dear Innernets,
PLZ 2B telling me where the hot spot on the beach is to watch the Heat game tonight.
I will accept submissions for places off of the beach, but only if you’re offering me a ride there too.
Oh, and the first round will be on me, naturally!
Thanks for being the mostest bestest friend evAr!
-CP
Jun 20 2006
bad morning
I feel like going home and watching either The Karate Kid or The Legend of Billie Jean. I have no idea why.
Jun 20 2006
better late than never
I can’t believe it! What kind of friend am I? I missed the 2 year anniversary of when I found Steph’s blog! That was such a memorable day. It really blew my mind to find out that someone else from the beach had a blog. It’s too bad she’s found better things to do. At least there’s still myspace! I need to get drnk with Steph and
Amy again soon. The last time we got together was A+++!! We must do that again soon!
Jun 16 2006
Thanks for the erection!
Check out this South Beach hottie!! Here she is with her (I assume) man!)
This is about how hard we’ve been working since World Cup started. When I got to work this morning, there were three televisions tuned into the game, for just 8 people (including me). I’m not even into this World Cup thing. I mean, I’m kind of getting into it, but mainly only so I can run Germany 2006.
I guess I’ll go home now. My AC doesn’t seem to be working too well, so it’s been fairly hot at home. I have a feeling I won’t be enjoying this weekend. I made a couple of zomg so hot screen shots earlier in the week, but I never found any time to post them. I guess I could do it right now, but I’m lazy.
Jun 15 2006
Harlem Motocross
Hmmm… Looks like a Kawasaki… Looks like it has a #7 on it… Skin looks a little darker than mine… MUST BE JAMES STEWART zOMGz!1!!
Check out the rest of the set! (and no, these are not my pics. And it’s not really Bubba!) Related.
Oh, also somewhat related… Here are some sweet pics of James Stewart from this past weekend’s race in Southwick MA. (again, not my pictures)
(This is my current desktop picture. I love this gear so much!!)
I am currently watching Skyscraper on one of the Showtime derivatives. Can I just say this has got to be the most horrendous movies I have seen in… Maybe ever? About the only saving grace is that I tuned in just in time to see Anna Nicole Smith’s boobs/shower/sex scene!
A few days ago I installed Windows Vista Beta 2 on my eMachine. It’s actually a lot better/nicer/whatever than I was expecting it to be. I actually like it! My display is a little too small (only 15″ – 1024×768 and $1100 in 1999!) for me to be content. It makes using the computer a little annoying, no matter what OS I’m using. The HD I’m using is only 5200 RPM, so that’s not helping things either.
Oh, hay! I’m hearing fireworks outside!! I’m gonna go check that out now.
Jun 26 2006
OUCH!
Multimedia message, originally uploaded by FANLESS.
So I took my 20″ iMac G5 into the Apple store…
I can pick it up in 10-12 days.
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