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    Jun 13 2006

    little things

    I kind of want to go see that new Superman movie. Who wants to be my date? I promise I won’t try the popcorn trick on you (unless you want me to)!
    I am also looking for dates to see Miami Vice, X-Men, and… Some others I forgot. The popcorn trick may or may not be attempted at these showings. I also I am looking for best toys for boys!

    I think I am feeling better, but I’m not 100%. My head hurts a little bit. It’s there, but not really anything to bitch about. I have a weird ringing in my ears, or everything kind of sounds tinny. It’s weird and I have no idea why I’ve been feeling off these past few days.

    I am on top of things this year! My dad’s gift and card have been purchased from Yourdiamondteacher.com and are ready to be shipped. In fact, Blanca already called Fed-ex for a pickup! My poor mother didn’t get a gift this year (like most years, really) because I couldn’t think of anything good to get her. My dad should be pleasantly surprised.

    I had a couple more things to type about, but I forgot what they were.

    By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 9 • Tags: Uncategorized

    Jun 12 2006

    Alley sex cam!

    I love living on the beach so much! I just walked through here and counted 5 apparently spent condoms. So, naturally, I set up a webcam to catch the show!
    http://fanless.ww.com
    The colors might be funky, but that’s because I have an IR cam. Even worse is that the infrared part isn’t strong enough to illuminate the area at night, when these shenanigans are likely going on.
    We’ll see what we see.
    Also, I don’t even know if that link will work. I literally just set it up on my lunch break.

    By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2,325 • Tags: FANLESS.com, IRL, LOL INNERNETS, South Beach

    Jun 12 2006

    CNN Breaking News

    — National Hurricane Center issues hurricane warning for Florida’s Gulf Coast from Longboat Key to the Ochlockonee River, The Associated Press reports.

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    OH NOSE!! I’M GONNA DIE!
    (that was easily the crappiest oh nose graphic I have ever made. I pretty much did it with my eyes closed (window shaded!) and on the down low!)

    By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 4 • Tags: IRL, South Beach

    Jun 10 2006

    **ATTENTION STALKERS**

    Heading to Markham Park again right now, so come out and say hi!
    I will probably be hotter than my bung, but I just want to ride!

    By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: IRL, Riding, Uncategorized

    Jun 9 2006

    Sure sign of the Apocalypse!

    I just ordered $12 nachos from Oh! Mexico for lunch today.
    That surely indicates that this is my last day on this earth, or in the very least, I will be spending this weekend in the hospital.
    Actually, my head feels a little better, but I’m still a little weirded out about the situation.

    By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2 • Tags: Uncategorized

    Jun 9 2006

    I must be dying

    There are currently 7 people huddled around the television here at work, watching the World Cup game. Luis and I are the only ones working at the moment, and I’m not even working very hard because I have a GNARLY headache only on the left side of my head, kind of like brain freeze behind my eye. It’s very odd and somewhat concerning because the last time I had a headache only on one side of my head, I ended up having brain surgery twice in 2 weeks! All I can think about is how my head hurts and what’s going to happen with it. I hope it just goes away and that’s that.

    By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: Back home, years ago., IRL, Uncategorized, Work

    Jun 8 2006

    get on up

    **ATTENTION**

    Today is the day you should add me as a myspace friend!
    www.myspace.com/fanless
    Or in the very least, leave a comment with your URL and I’ll add you.
    And if you don’t already have a profile, CLICK HERE TO GET ONE! You know you’ve been putting it off forever. Now is the time to get with it!
    Did you know that I am myspace.com user # 355700? I’m in the first 1/2 million!! H00RAY! That means I’m usually on peoples’ first page of friends. I am SO cool!

    And nothing brightens my day more than seeing things like “Jessica Simpson wants to be your friend!” in my inbox! It’s equally pleasant to come home from work to find nice messages like these: 1, 2. Sign up and see for yourself!

    Oh, P.S.: Have you tried Geente.com? It’s a little frivolous, but it’s kind of worth the effort.. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GET B00BZ ON YOUR FIRST TRY!!

    By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 1 • Tags: LOL INNERNETS

    Jun 7 2006

    Multimedia message



    Multimedia message, originally uploaded by FANLESS.

    By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: Uncategorized

    Jun 7 2006

    myspace as a life saver!

    Yesterday I met a girl and I was like I WOULD!! But before I tried to sweat her I looked her up on myspace and it said she is a lesbian and I was like OH NOSE and I was really thankful for myspace because being shot down would have pushed me over the edge theend

    By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: I WOULD!!!, IRL, Uncategorized

    Jun 5 2006

    this will only work from 10 AM to 6 PM

    CLICK HERE

    By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: Uncategorized

    Jun 5 2006

    red2die

    I’m going to make a real post about this at some point, but just as a prelude; I’ve only been here 10 minutes, and already someone has come in, waited to be helped, didn’t get helped, got tired of waiting and left.
    Ridiculous!
    I’m going to try to keep track of how many times this happens this week.

    By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: IRL, South Beach, Work

    Jun 3 2006

    everyone knows mexicans melt in the rain!

    Raul is on his way to pick me up right now. Despite the weather, we’re going riding at Markham Park. Should I get struck by lightning or otherwise kill myself on the trails today, please tell dreamhost it is OK for you to have my password for my account (only if I die today and I’m not dead YET!) so you can keep fanless.com alive for years to come. Also, please click on the dreamhost button thing on the right to keep my hosting free!
    kthnxbi

    By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2 • Tags: FANLESS.com, IRL, Riding

    Jun 2 2006

    how 2

    By your estimation, what is the best/quickest/easiest way to remove these nipples, but keep the texture of the shirt?

    By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 3 • Tags: Work

    Jun 2 2006

    thanks for your fealty!

    Dear innernets,
    I just survived 10 days without the innernets (unless you count dial-up, which I would much rather suffer 1,000 paper cuts to my peep than have to use dial-up again!) during an ISP transition, but as of Tuesday evening that was resolved. When I left for work after lunch yesterday my iMac G5 was running swell, but when I got home it was off and now refuses to boot up. And I don’t mean it has hard drive/software issues… I mean I hit the power button and NOTHING happens. That means I either wait for the Lincoln Road Apple Store to open up (later this month? NEXT month? August???) or con someone into taking me and my computer to one of the existing Apple retail stores in South Florida.
    At that point one of the “Mac Geniuses” will tell me that my iMac is dead and it will cost about $900+ to fix it. I will be like “zOMG OH NOSE!!” and commit suicide or try to get a new credit card so I can buy a new computer. And the later is a srsly bad idea, considering that’s how I got this computer in the first place!
    theend

    P.S.: I may or may not be back at some point, so keep checking in! Also, I might be able to make the occasional un-proofread/spell checked post (like this one.) from that place I get paid to be at 5 days a week. Or maybe I’ll get home from work today and my computer will decide to work again. Or maybe the Apple store will tell me I just need a new power supply and that will only be like $200 or something. Or maybe my computer is suffering from this and it will get fixed for free. (I’m not too confident about that since I had the mid-plane board replaced for free under warranty. They surely wouldn’t replace the broken piece with another one that would break months later, would they? I DON’T KNOW! (Imagine Pee~Wee Herman saying that ala Pee~Wee’s Big Adventure!)
    Anyways, thanks for your fealty!
    -Christian

    Oh, P.P.S.! You’re probably like “Hey, Chris… (I’ll kill you in the face if you actually call me that!) I thought you were some kind of computer/Mac nerd or something…? Don’t you have more than one computer??” Well, yes and no. My IBM ThinkPad has issues and the battery won’t charge. I have two batteries, but the power plug deal doesn’t do anything when I plug it into the computer. I had it fixed under warranty once, but I never bothered looking into it when it broke the 2nd time,and I eventually scavenged it for parts. My Quadra 800 is… Well, it’s a 33MHz Quadra 800. And I don’t have a monitor for it right now. Gene is actually running quite smoothly, but, like my Quadra, it’s so slow that using it is more frustrating that it’s worth. It had been serving up GotDangit.com quite nicely up until my ISP switch and I lost my static IP and I haven’t quite worked out the kinks in linking my domain to fanless.dyndns.org or whatever I decide to use.
    Oh, and my PC… Well, two weeks ago I took the hard drive out of it and put it into my Tivo so I could save the entire season of the AMA Outdoor Nationals. I have 2 other 80GB drives with most of the 2004, 2005 and 2006 Supercross and Motocross seasons saved. Whenever I can’t remember something about those seasons or want to watch one of those races, I just swap the drives. Maybe I’ll go watch last year’s Orlando SX right now. I guess I could erase one of those drives, put it back into my eMachine and install Windows again, but I think I’ll just find something else to do until I can get a new drive or get my iMac fixed or something.
    stupid computers

    By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 3 • Tags: IRL, Uncategorized

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