Mar 25 2006
It’s like, one minute there are 2 naked girls in my apartment and I’m winning my race in MX vs ATV, and the next minute my race is over, I finished in last place, and my iPod and 4 memory cards are floating in spilled beer on my desk.
I guess that’s how we roll here on South Beach!
Mar 23 2006
Current Weather: War of the Worlds!!! ZOMG!!1
It better not be raining after work, because I have a hellacious bike ride ahead of me.
Mar 22 2006
Dear Winter Music Conference,
I am not ready for you to be here. Please go away and come back in a couple of weeks.
Thanks for understanding!
-Christian
I have been in West Palm (and beyond – Daytona and Orlando) the past 4 weekends in a row. I just want a weekend where I don’t have anything going on so I can lay on the couch, watch tv, and not worry about being anywhere at any certain time. That’s not going to be this weekend, and something will probably come up and it won’t happen next weekend either. I get stressed when I don’t have copious amounts of free time in my life, and such is the case right now. My neck/shoulder are tighter than my butthole, and I’m pretty sure it’s due to stress. And knowing that I haven’t done any maintenance/backing-up on my computer(s) for nearly 5 weeks is really stressing me out. My 400 GB drive in my iMac only has 9 GB free, and (almost) none of the 360+ GB are backed up!
How much longer until the next 3 day weekend?? (and Memorial Day weekend doesn’t count because that is probably the one weekend out of the year where I get the least amount of sleep)
I’m dying.
Mar 21 2006
Kim and Jean with Carey Hart.
Mia was like “zOMG I can’t believe mommy didn’t get me in the picture with Carey Hart!!!11”
We were probably looking at the goatse man or something.
Mar 20 2006
I love it when I come home after being gone for a couple of days, and find small fires in my building’s stairwell!
I love it when I wake up the next morning, go to take a shower, turn on the hot water, and NOTHING comes out of the faucet!
P.S.: This is probably the best picture I took all weekend.
Mar 18 2006
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Mar 17 2006
This may not be the worst MX tattoo I have ever seen (the fat girl had a Fox head tattooed on the small of her back! – THAT’S the worst I’ve seen), but the sheer… I don’t even know what to call it. I guess the absurdness of it takes the cake. I mean, I see this guy’s arm and I can’t help but believe that he would kneel down and slob Ricky’s cobb if he were given the opportunity! A person might say the same thing about me and James Stewart or Travis, but I can guarantee you such is not the case. Do you see any #7/259 or 199 tattoos on me? I don’t think so! I try to keep my inner fanboy in check.
Anyways, I was reading TWMX’s Kickstart and I saw pics of that guy and I was like, “Hey, that guy was next to us at the SX!” so I decided to post that pic.
Am I alone in thinking that this guy is taking his affection for RC a little too far? I will admit to liking some of the elements of his tattoo. I have long said that if I ever did something with my life that would warrant me having a tattoo, I would like to get a sleeve. And in that sleeve would be a chain somewhat similar to the one that he has. But… Ricky Carmichael’s autograph in your skin? That’s about as sensible as getting a Nike Swoosh tattooed on your leg!
Mar 16 2006
If I look up from my computer/work and notice that a girl is like… staring at me, and then I go back to work for a couple more seconds and look up again and she’s still staring, that pretty much means she wants to do me, right?
Either that, or she thinks I’m a train wreck and she can’t take her eyes off of me for fear of missing some of the carnage that makes up a fat lazy mexican on the beach, AMEYERITE?
Mar 16 2006
First, I just want to say that I wish I had an awesome dog that was better at riding dirt bikes than I am!
Here is a crappy sequence of Travis Pastrana’s crash in his heat race in Daytona.
I probably won’t post any more pics of Daytona because they’re too crappy and I’m lazy.
I hope I’m able to take better pics in Orlando.
Mar 15 2006
It shouldn’t be of any surprise to hear me say that I have a pretty big boner for Travis Pastrana. Well, imagine how moist I am with anticipation for Travis TV! Just 2 more days and it will be here!
And then the next day…? Well, I’ll be in Orlando for the Orlando Supercross! Yes, people… TWO Supercrosses (?) in just 8 days!! And I’m still planning on making a trip out west at the end of April for the Seattle SX!
Mar 14 2006
Everyone has been like “How was your weekend?” or “How was the race??” but when I try to tell them how awesome it was, I don’t think they believe me when I tell them that we hung out in the Monster Energy/Pro Circuit hauler. Or that we sat next to Jake Zemke (and his chick with 2 rollies that he won for winning the pole!) during the SX, the night before he won the Daytona 200. I don’t think they even believe me when I tell them that shortly after we arrived, Travis Pastrana did a back flip over the finish line jump after winning his qualifier.
What can I say? It’s all true! I just don’t have any pictures to back it up.
Here’s a picture of Kim in front of Travis’ truck!
Mar 27 2006
boring… alright!
I am the king of procrastination, and it kind of sucks.
When I’m at work and have 78667767 things to do, I can find another 767678 things in my digg.com widget that I want to read, but can’t because I’m supposed to be doing work at work. I usually drag the URL to the articles that I think I want to read to my thumbdrive so I can read them when I get home, but usually when I’m at home and have nothing to do I wonder why I ever thought those articles were at all interesting.
The same thing kind of applies at home now too. When I had tons of laundry or general apartment cleaning to do, I could find 876767 other more interesting things to do instead. But now that my apartment is (relatively) clean, and I pretty much don’t have anything important to do, I can’t find anything interesting at all to do.
Hello, brain? When I have nothing to do is when I need to find very boring things interesting, ok? NOT when I have more pressing matters to attend to.
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