a 2nd plane has crashed into my internet zOMG!!!

Dear Innernets,
Can someone please translate (at least loosely) these comments for me? I don’t want terrorists flying airplanes into my blog!
Love, Christian.

Dear people leaving comments with funny writing,
I was just kidding about the terrorist bit. Plz 2b not coming to South Beach to seek revenge on me! ALLAH AKBAR!!
kthnxbi!
-Christian