May 5 2006
Cinco de Mayo!
Where is the hot spot on the beach to get crunk tonight ?? (sorry, I haven’t been paying attention lately)
PLZ ADVISE!!
May 5 2006
Where is the hot spot on the beach to get crunk tonight ?? (sorry, I haven’t been paying attention lately)
PLZ ADVISE!!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: IRL, South Beach
May 4 2006
May 04, 2006
Metzger’s Jump to Air Live on ESPN and ESPN HD Tonight
– press release –
Tune in Tonight and Witness History!
Mike “The Godfather” Metzger to Attempt World Record Backflip
Over the Fountains at Caesar’s Palace!
“The Impossible Jump – Presented by Mission Impossible 111” – Live on ESPN and ESPN HD
Tonight, May 4, 2006
8:30 Eastern/5:30 Pacific
May 4 2006
Some people are dum.
For example… I’m working on a comp card for this girl and she has her stats listed as “BUST: 24A WAIST: 28 HIPS: 42.5” and I’m like OLOLOL because… can you say “pear shaped”? And this girl totally isn’t.
So I email her booker asking if the stats are correct, and she replies, “yes, that is what she wrote. Thanks for checking”.
Alrighty then! I would love to see someone with measurements like that!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 3 • Tags: Uncategorized
May 4 2006
Last night was the opening party for Miami Fashion Week at Glass.
I haven’t been to bed yet.
I have a feeling this is going to be a long day.
Bring on the Red Bull!
Such is life on the beach!
Oh, P.S.: (and I would edit my previous post but then people would see I am on the innernets at work zOMGz!!) If nothing is changing on my screen, that probably means I passed out! PLZ TXT ME and wake me up!
kthnxbye
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: IRL, South Beach, Work
May 2 2006
Wow, today is starting out to be fairly odd!
I did a commendable job of getting ready for work earlier than usual so I could do a couple of things before heading in. I walked over to the bank, and on the way it felt like a lot of people on the sidewalk were trying to get in my way and hold me up. Then when I got to the bank, some woman with a dog was in front of me in line, and when it was her turn at the counter, she waited an extraordinarily long time for her dog to finish sniffing whatever it was sniffing before actually going to the counter. And then it was my turn and everything went fine and quick.
I walked across the street to Lee Ann Drug to get some wings (Red Bull!). They didn’t have any so I bought a bottle of Cherry Coke instead. I went to pay for it and I got behind some old guy that was just moseying along. I was waiting for him to get out of the way so I could step up to the counter to pay, and some old woman swooped in behind him, and in front of me, to pay for her items. I would have been like, oh yeah fuck whatever, not not really cared, but this woman was slower than my asshole and she took forever, talking about everything with the cashier. At this point I felt like I was on some hidden camera tv show or something! It wasn’t a matter of me being in a hurry/impatient and noticing everyday occurrences as slowdowns… These people were really being slow!
I finally got to pay for my soda, and walked down the street to work. I booted up my computer and walked a few doors down to get a can of the elusive Red Bull. Guess what happened! They had cans of Red Bull, but the guy in front of me in line to pay must have been Chatty Cathy’s brother or something, because he had a lot to say (in spanish, no less, so I have no idea what they were talking about). Whatever it was that they were talking about must have been pretty good because after that guy left, the 2 women behind the counter talked to each other for what seemed like an eternity while I stood there, money in hand, waiting to pay. I quickly grew tired of waiting and just laid my $2.30 on the counter, said “Thanks” and walked out.
And now… I wasn’t going to type anything about my morning, but there was this woman trying to park her car in front of the office and she was taking so long it pushed me over the edge and I decided that everything around me today is going super slow. I typed this whole post (and I’m no speed demon in typing, let me tell ya…) and she’s still trying to park her car!
Oh, wait… I think she got it.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 3 • Tags: IRL, South Beach, Work
Apr 30 2006
If you want to see something cool, tune your television to CBS right now and you can watch last night’s Supercross from Seattle!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: Supercross, TV
Apr 28 2006
Ok, do you think this is a joke or is this person that bad of a typ0r/spellAr or what?
P.S.: That’s my picture they’re using for their background.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2 • Tags: LOL INNERNETS
Apr 27 2006
Holy cow! I think it’s raining!!!
I can’t believe it!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 1 • Tags: Uncategorized
Apr 27 2006
Is it sacrilegious of me to wear a Fox t-shirt and a Thor MX hat at the same time? Because that’s what I’m doing right now.
Also, did you ever notice that I wear Fox shorts, jersey and gloves when I go riding, even though I’m riding with Brandon, and he works for Thor, the competition? Does that make me an asshole friend? In my own defense, I bought that gear before Brandon became a South East Regional Marketing Specialist for Thor, and Thor doesn’t make riding gear.
At least I’m supporting the motocross industry, right?
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: Uncategorized
Apr 26 2006
I love it when I do things in the most simple way (read: I’M LAZY!), like make a business card with black text on a white background with whatever the default font is (Helvetica, in my install of Quark) and then the client is like “zOMG THIS LOOKS REALLY NICE!!”
And I’m like LOL WHAT
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May 5 2006
LOL WHAT
Best request of the day!!
“I would love to have the newspaper add flipped to face the other way.
Also, I do not want it to look like it was from the newspaper.. can you
see how to fix that.
Thanks ”
Uh… The picture is a scan from a newspaper. I hope you have a shit ton of money to spend on photoshop because I ain’t (Washington State public (and some private!) education paying off right there!) gonna do it for free! I mean, think about it. If the pic is flipped then the text will be backwards! I’ll have to retouch it out, and then type it all back in again. And make it not look like it came from a newspaper? Here’s a line I get to use way too often… YOU CAN’T POLISH A TURD!
(I totally would post a pic to illustrate, but I don’t want to go to jail. If you look at my desktop (down a couple posts) zOMG RIGHT NOW then you can see it.)
This post was going to be more along the lines of “HAY GUYS CONGRATULATE ME ON SCORING AN AGENCY FROM DALLAS AS A NEW CLIENT!!” but I already somewhat annoyed by them.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: Uncategorized