Mar 18 2006
FANLESS
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Mar 17 2006
Ricky Carmichael tattoo spotted at Daytona!
This may not be the worst MX tattoo I have ever seen (the fat girl had a Fox head tattooed on the small of her back! – THAT’S the worst I’ve seen), but the sheer… I don’t even know what to call it. I guess the absurdness of it takes the cake. I mean, I see this guy’s arm and I can’t help but believe that he would kneel down and slob Ricky’s cobb if he were given the opportunity! A person might say the same thing about me and James Stewart or Travis, but I can guarantee you such is not the case. Do you see any #7/259 or 199 tattoos on me? I don’t think so! I try to keep my inner fanboy in check.
Anyways, I was reading TWMX’s Kickstart and I saw pics of that guy and I was like, “Hey, that guy was next to us at the SX!” so I decided to post that pic.
Am I alone in thinking that this guy is taking his affection for RC a little too far? I will admit to liking some of the elements of his tattoo. I have long said that if I ever did something with my life that would warrant me having a tattoo, I would like to get a sleeve. And in that sleeve would be a chain somewhat similar to the one that he has. But… Ricky Carmichael’s autograph in your skin? That’s about as sensible as getting a Nike Swoosh tattooed on your leg!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 28 • Tags: IRL, Pictures, Supercross
Mar 16 2006
stop staring at me, swan!
If I look up from my computer/work and notice that a girl is like… staring at me, and then I go back to work for a couple more seconds and look up again and she’s still staring, that pretty much means she wants to do me, right?
Either that, or she thinks I’m a train wreck and she can’t take her eyes off of me for fear of missing some of the carnage that makes up a fat lazy mexican on the beach, AMEYERITE?
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 1 • Tags: Uncategorized
Mar 16 2006
Travis Pastrana crashing in Daytona.
First, I just want to say that I wish I had an awesome dog that was better at riding dirt bikes than I am!
Here is a crappy sequence of Travis Pastrana’s crash in his heat race in Daytona.
I probably won’t post any more pics of Daytona because they’re too crappy and I’m lazy.
I hope I’m able to take better pics in Orlando.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 39 • Tags: IRL, Pictures, Supercross
Mar 15 2006
Travis TV
It shouldn’t be of any surprise to hear me say that I have a pretty big boner for Travis Pastrana. Well, imagine how moist I am with anticipation for Travis TV! Just 2 more days and it will be here!
And then the next day…? Well, I’ll be in Orlando for the Orlando Supercross! Yes, people… TWO Supercrosses (?) in just 8 days!! And I’m still planning on making a trip out west at the end of April for the Seattle SX!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: Supercross, TV
Mar 14 2006
Daytona Supercross truths
Everyone has been like “How was your weekend?” or “How was the race??” but when I try to tell them how awesome it was, I don’t think they believe me when I tell them that we hung out in the Monster Energy/Pro Circuit hauler. Or that we sat next to Jake Zemke (and his chick with 2 rollies that he won for winning the pole!) during the SX, the night before he won the Daytona 200. I don’t think they even believe me when I tell them that shortly after we arrived, Travis Pastrana did a back flip over the finish line jump after winning his qualifier.
What can I say? It’s all true! I just don’t have any pictures to back it up.
Here’s a picture of Kim in front of Travis’ truck!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: IRL, Pictures, Supercross
Mar 12 2006
Where’s Waldo?
Kim, Brandon and I were on TV during the coverage of the Daytona Supercross Friday night on the Speed channel. Here’s a screenshot… Can you find us??
P.S.: If you missed the Daytona SX and you want to watch it, a torrent of the race can be found here.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 2 • Tags: IRL, Pictures, Supercross, TV
Mar 9 2006
I’M GOING TO DAYTONA!!
After a one year hiatus, I will be returning to the Daytona Supercross tomorrow night!! I am fairly excited, especially after missing it last year, but this will be James Stewart’s first Daytona SX in the premier class, and that’s something I’m sure to cherish.
Here are some pictures from 2003 (when just Kim and I went and pretty much hung out n the pits all day) and 2004 (when Kim, Brandon and I went, and my camera was not working so well).
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By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 6 • Tags: IRL, Pictures, Supercross
Mar 8 2006
They’re here!!
Did you notice? Have you seen them?? I’m sure you have, but if not, you soon will because…
IT’S SPRING BREAK 2K6!!11eleventy-one!
Oh, yes! My favorite time of year!! From this last weekend until Memorial Day Weekend I will be on a mission to stank as many hos as I can. Oh, wait… No, that’s not really true. But I will be trying to attend as many bikini/wet t-shirt contests as I can for the next 3 months!
After that, I try to stay inside as much as I can because it’s too dang hot out for a fat lazy guy like me.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 4 • Tags: I WOULD!!!, IRL, South Beach
Mar 7 2006
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
Don’t forget to watch MTV’s 8th & Ocean tonight!!
And, of course, keep an eye out for a fat brown guy walking down the sidewalk on 11th and Collins. That would be ME!
Oh, and look for Raul and the rest of the District Lab crew too. I think Tracie Wright went there and they filmed her.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 1 • Tags: IRL, South Beach, Uncategorized
Mar 5 2006
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I guess the test worked? They should do some work on their logo!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: LOL INNERNETS
Mar 4 2006
OH MY LORD!
zOMGz this is so amazing!!
As you may or may not know, Blink 182 is one of my favorite bands. I had it really bad for them in 2001, when I saw them 8 times, in 4 different states (Florida, New York, Washington and Oklahoma)! According to my last.fm account, they are my top artist by a mile. I’m sure you get my point.
Well, last night I was half asleep and trying to find some episodes of Miami Ink to download for Chad. I think I did a search for “Miami Ink” at mininova.org and I found this little gem. I grabbed the torrent without paying too much attention to it, assuming it was audio and it would sound pretty crappy, as most bootleg live recordings sound. Then tonight I was trying to find the episodes of Miami Ink I had downloaded, and I realized that the Blink show was actually video!
How cool is it to find video of a concert you went to nearly 6 years ago, on the innernets!? Hey, that was the night I got my lip pierced too!
I’m gonna go watch it now. I hope I see myself! I remember me and Adam didn’t have tickets/passes to get on the floor, but we snuck in anyways. Adam lost his shoe in the pit somewhere. It was such an awesome night!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: IRL, LOL INNERNETS, Pictures, South Beach
Mar 3 2006
today (yesterday) was a good day!
I slept on my couch last night. (I actually started typing this yesterday, so ?last night? means Wednesday night/Thursday morning. I did, however, sleep on the couch again last night!) I remember watching a few episodes of Criminal Minds that I had burned to DVD,and the next thing I know it’s 7AM. I thought about moving to my bed for a couple more hours of sleep… I thought about going to the beach… I ended up staying on the couch and sleeping until about 9.
I think pretty much everyone at work has had a cold/flu the past couple of weeks. I was very worried I was going to get it too, and I am such a baby when I am not well. An occasional shot of ZiCam seems to have kept the illness at bay. I thought I was feeling something coming on yesterday, but I feel better (as in normal) today so either it was nothing or it didn’t turn into anything.
I AM IN DIRE NEED OF A GYM BUDDY!!! If you want to go to Crunch with me at like 7 or 8 in the morning, or after 6 PM, please leave a comment. When Chad, Lissette and I joined the gym in July of 2003 (I remember the first time we went to the gym was the first night The O.C. was on and we watched it from a treadmill! I’ve been hooked ever since.) I told them that the only way I would go to the gym was if they went too. That worked out fine for a while, but then Chad got sick and then they both moved off of the beach and I was left alone.
I think I want my gym buddy to be a girl. That way, I won’t look like a jackass when I’m lifting girl weights. Some big tuff (tough/buff – You know, because most of those buff dudes are true sissies! I ain’t trying to hate… I’m just saying!) guy walks by and I can be like “What? These are her settings!!”
I still wish I had that imaging device that would record everything I see so I can put it on the innernets! This morning I was returning to the office after buying a can of Monster energy, and as I walked in, some model dropped her iPod. I kneeled down to pick it up for her, and she kneeled down too. When I looked up to hand it to her I was greeted by her beaver, prominently on display for the whole world to see, thanks to her very short denim skirt. I stammered a bit because I am 14 years old and it caught me off gaurd, but I eventually got ?Here you go.? from beyond my lips, while looking her in the eye. (and I don?t mean her chicken eye!) I don?t think I stared at it for too long, and I doubt she even knows what I saw.
I must say, today was a good day!
Anyways, that was all meant to be posted yesterday, but I was… I dunno, too lazy? Maybe I was just too busy to post it yesterday. That sounds better!
Today I forgot my camera at home and there have been some lollerific photo opportunities that I missed. Also, some woman that was on this week?s Wife Swap is sitting next to me. I didn?t watch the show. Is she a complete bitch or what?
Oh, also… If my mother could see me right now she would not be happy with me. Way back in August of 2004 when I was in Washington State for a week or so, I was getting ready to spend the day with my Uncle in the middle of nowhere. I dressed myself in camo cargo shorts and a lime green t-shirt. When moms saw me she told me to change my clothes because I clashed. I didn?t change my clothes, and now I feel naughty whenever I wear that shirt/shorts combination (like today). In addition, if you are looking for cloths and accessories for baby wearing, bulk bibs available here.
Sorry, mom! I wear what I want to wear.
P.S.: I didn’t proof read this so plz point out any tyops!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 4 • Tags: Back home, I WOULD!!!, IRL, Work, years ago.
Mar 18 2006
Live from the 2006 Orlando Supercross!
03-18-06_1836.jpg, originally uploaded by FANLESS.
Almost time!
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: IRL, Pictures, Supercross