Dec 7 2007
almost the prodigal son.
If I were a better son, I would be in Othello Washington right now.
Instead, I’m about to go paint the town red once again. Because that’s how I roll, I guess.
Here’s a picture from Family Xmas one year ago.
Dec 7 2007
I am an appendix.
When it comes to circles of friends, I always end up feeling like the human appendix. You know, a remnant of evolution that keeps hanging around, and nobody knows why? Do you know what I’m saying?
It’s like this… A group of friends start out pretty tight, and doing EVERYTHING together. Everything is awesome! Then someone gets a boy/girlfriend from outside of the circle, and tries to pull them into it, and often it just doesn’t work. Or worse, 2 people from within the circle pair up, and they end up doing their own thing together, while still rolling with the crew. For example, your circle of friends goes to the county fair together, but then the pair wants to check out the tunnel of love, and everyone else in the group wants to go to the rodeo and it ends up being not such a great time.
And then before you know it, everyone from your circle of friends is paired up with someone, except for you. Everyone else’s friendship has evolved, except for yours. And you’re there, trying to organize a snowboarding trip for the crew like back in the day, but it’s not coming together because by now they have kids and in-laws they need to entertain, and you’re left feeling like an appendix.
the end.
Dec 6 2007
Holidazed!
Here we have some holiday lulz courtesy of Balou!
(L2R:Kevin, Yvette, ME!, and Maria.)
Dec 5 2007
thanks for the lulz, and LOL J/K about the terrorist thing!
You may have seen some of the comments I get on this dumb blog, and thought… “WTF?” Right? I mean, I know that’s what I think! Surely you know what I’m talking about. They’re typed in the terrorist language, and include an email address and/or a phone number where you’re supposed to contact someone for sex.
For a while I’ve been wondering who the mental giants are that keep posting these comments, and why they keep posting them to MY blog. (I mean, as far as I know, FANLESS.com isn’t exactly a pussy magnet, is it?? If so, why aren’t my privates perpetually wet??) Tonight, this comment was posted, and it included a link! I clicked on it and got some lulz!!
I may not be the best person to offer macking advice; I’m not exactly throwing a bone every night, but I’ have this to say to sameh:
D00D!! If you stop telling people you have a “bug dick” (before they find out on their own), then you might actually get to put it to use! And then you can stop trolling for ladies at FANLESS.com, OK?
Dec 4 2007
Take my money, plz!
So there I am, feeling a need for some fresh gear. But me being me, that means I’m after hoodys, t-shirts and hats from some somewhat obscure companies. My first destination on the web was RathFilms.com. I’ve been stoked on their stuff for the past couple of years, and their hook-ups are always generous. The only problem…? It seems that they have let their domain name lapse, and nobody has logged into their myspace account in months. C’mon, Dana! What’s the deal??
That being out of the way, I decided to see if Jay Quinlan had updated his web site. He hadn’t. I wanted to cry. It’s December, folks… I need my sled fix!! And that’s where things really started going downhill! I clicked on every single one of the links to Jay’s sponsors with the idea of spending some of my money. Here are the results:
•Red Bull – They don’t sell Red Bull branded stuff. The only way you can get Red Bull swag is to be sponsored by them, or be in tight with someone who is, and you steal it from them.
•Ski-doo – I’m after less known stuff, not corporate! Didn’t bother looking, but I expect their designs to be pretty weak.
•SCS Racing – SCS stands for “Sierra Club Sucks”. I can’t say that I fully agree, but I can see where they’re coming from. I would love to rock some SCS gear, but…? THEIR STORE IS B0RKED!!! Palm, meet forehead!
•Blown Concepts – Cool logo, but no gear for sale. I think their site has said “Coming soon” for well over a year now.
•Rath Films – Don’t get me started on them again.
•Ogio – Another company that I’m down with. I’ve bought a few bags from them, but… They don’t have any clothing. They’re a bag company. I guess it makes sense.
•Fox Racing Shox – Ok, they have some stuff that I want, BUT… I have a Rock Shox fork and a Romic shock. That would be kind of like wearing a pair of Nikes with Adidas socks. It’s just not right. But I’ll keep them in mind.
•Arctiva – I live in Florida, so most of their stuff is overkill for me. Their limited casual line is ok, but I can’t order online.
•Compound Films – I was ready to get my credit card out when I saw that they had a functioning store with clothing! But then I noticed that everything was sold out. Real tears started to well up!
•Sly Dog Skis – No clothing.
•Universal Motocross -I’m familiar with Universal, and I would wear their shirts and stuff, but… They only sell their stuff through dealers. The money is in my pocket right now. I don’t want to have to track down a dealer and then get to the store only to find out that they don’t have what I’m after. DIRECT ONLINE SALES, PLEASE!!
God, why is it so hard for me to spend my money? Anyways, continuing on…
•Grenade Gloves -OH. FUCK. YES! FINALLY, someone ready to take my money!! So, I’ve been down with Danny Kass for about a million years or so. I mean, we’re not tight or anything, but he’s a guy that I feel ok about giving my money to. And, are you kidding me?? $9.25/t shirt?? Jesus, Christ! That’s the type of shit that will make me fall in love with you! Seriously!! $71.50 SPENT! Thank you for taking my money, Danny!
That should have been it, but I ended up heading over to Slednecks.com, and I got a shirt and a hat. It’s my understanding that Jay isn’t down with Slednecks anymore, and they’re not exactly obscure, in the snowmachine world, but… I’m still happy to wear their stuff and watch their videos.
Speaking of videos… Any of the Turnagain Hardcore videos would make an excellent Christmas present, just so you know!
Nov 25 2007
Come over!
Nov 25 2007
Even better!
Nov 25 2007
Here is your present!
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Fanless, happy birthday to you (14 days ago). Look there is 33
monsters in 33, the red bulls are for extra good luck! And a gigantic
monster can you can put some ice in or use it as a trash can. This
would have been a lot cooler if you didn’t already get a bunch of
energy drinks, but can you ever have too many?
Nov 22 2007
Dec 8 2007
the up in miami done been hooked.
“Can you send me a signed photo of you. I started racing in oct. And i ride suzuki.”
My eyes; they rolled.
And me; I LOL’d!
P.S.: Here you go, Chandler!
It’s almost 3 years old, but it’s the best I am willing to do. ENJOY!!
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