Mar 9 2006
After a one year hiatus, I will be returning to the Daytona Supercross tomorrow night!! I am fairly excited, especially after missing it last year, but this will be James Stewart’s first Daytona SX in the premier class, and that’s something I’m sure to cherish.
Here are some pictures from 2003 (when just Kim and I went and pretty much hung out n the pits all day) and 2004 (when Kim, Brandon and I went, and my camera was not working so well).
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Mar 8 2006
Did you notice? Have you seen them?? I’m sure you have, but if not, you soon will because…
Oh, yes! My favorite time of year!! From this last weekend until Memorial Day Weekend I will be on a mission to stank as many hos as I can. Oh, wait… No, that’s not really true. But I will be trying to attend as many bikini/wet t-shirt contests as I can for the next 3 months!
After that, I try to stay inside as much as I can because it’s too dang hot out for a fat lazy guy like me.
Mar 7 2006
Don’t forget to watch MTV’s 8th & Ocean tonight!!
And, of course, keep an eye out for a fat brown guy walking down the sidewalk on 11th and Collins. That would be ME!
Oh, and look for Raul and the rest of the District Lab crew too. I think Tracie Wright went there and they filmed her.
Mar 5 2006
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I guess the test worked? They should do some work on their logo!
Mar 4 2006
zOMGz this is so amazing!!
As you may or may not know, Blink 182 is one of my favorite bands. I had it really bad for them in 2001, when I saw them 8 times, in 4 different states (Florida, New York, Washington and Oklahoma)! According to my last.fm account, they are my top artist by a mile. I’m sure you get my point.
Well, last night I was half asleep and trying to find some episodes of Miami Ink to download for Chad. I think I did a search for “Miami Ink” at mininova.org and I found this little gem. I grabbed the torrent without paying too much attention to it, assuming it was audio and it would sound pretty crappy, as most bootleg live recordings sound. Then tonight I was trying to find the episodes of Miami Ink I had downloaded, and I realized that the Blink show was actually video!
How cool is it to find video of a concert you went to nearly 6 years ago, on the innernets!? Hey, that was the night I got my lip pierced too!
I’m gonna go watch it now. I hope I see myself! I remember me and Adam didn’t have tickets/passes to get on the floor, but we snuck in anyways. Adam lost his shoe in the pit somewhere. It was such an awesome night!
Mar 3 2006
I slept on my couch last night. (I actually started typing this yesterday, so ?last night? means Wednesday night/Thursday morning. I did, however, sleep on the couch again last night!) I remember watching a few episodes of Criminal Minds that I had burned to DVD,and the next thing I know it’s 7AM. I thought about moving to my bed for a couple more hours of sleep… I thought about going to the beach… I ended up staying on the couch and sleeping until about 9.
I think pretty much everyone at work has had a cold/flu the past couple of weeks. I was very worried I was going to get it too, and I am such a baby when I am not well. An occasional shot of ZiCam seems to have kept the illness at bay. I thought I was feeling something coming on yesterday, but I feel better (as in normal) today so either it was nothing or it didn’t turn into anything.
I AM IN DIRE NEED OF A GYM BUDDY!!! If you want to go to Crunch with me at like 7 or 8 in the morning, or after 6 PM, please leave a comment. When Chad, Lissette and I joined the gym in July of 2003 (I remember the first time we went to the gym was the first night The O.C. was on and we watched it from a treadmill! I’ve been hooked ever since.) I told them that the only way I would go to the gym was if they went too. That worked out fine for a while, but then Chad got sick and then they both moved off of the beach and I was left alone.
I think I want my gym buddy to be a girl. That way, I won’t look like a jackass when I’m lifting girl weights. Some big tuff (tough/buff – You know, because most of those buff dudes are true sissies! I ain’t trying to hate… I’m just saying!) guy walks by and I can be like “What? These are her settings!!”
I still wish I had that imaging device that would record everything I see so I can put it on the innernets! This morning I was returning to the office after buying a can of Monster energy, and as I walked in, some model dropped her iPod. I kneeled down to pick it up for her, and she kneeled down too. When I looked up to hand it to her I was greeted by her beaver, prominently on display for the whole world to see, thanks to her very short denim skirt. I stammered a bit because I am 14 years old and it caught me off gaurd, but I eventually got ?Here you go.? from beyond my lips, while looking her in the eye. (and I don?t mean her chicken eye!) I don?t think I stared at it for too long, and I doubt she even knows what I saw.
I must say, today was a good day!
Anyways, that was all meant to be posted yesterday, but I was… I dunno, too lazy? Maybe I was just too busy to post it yesterday. That sounds better!
Today I forgot my camera at home and there have been some lollerific photo opportunities that I missed. Also, some woman that was on this week?s Wife Swap is sitting next to me. I didn?t watch the show. Is she a complete bitch or what?
Oh, also… If my mother could see me right now she would not be happy with me. Way back in August of 2004 when I was in Washington State for a week or so, I was getting ready to spend the day with my Uncle in the middle of nowhere. I dressed myself in camo cargo shorts and a lime green t-shirt. When moms saw me she told me to change my clothes because I clashed. I didn?t change my clothes, and now I feel naughty whenever I wear that shirt/shorts combination (like today). In addition, if you are looking for cloths and accessories for baby wearing, bulk bibs available here.
Sorry, mom! I wear what I want to wear.
P.S.: I didn’t proof read this so plz point out any tyops!
Mar 2 2006
South Beach is done. Actually, it was done last week, but I was too lazy to type about it. Eight episodes down, and I am moist with anticipation to hear if there will be a 2nd season, and beyond. I hope so. Was I the only person that liked this show?
Never fear! 8th and Ocean is here! Just 5 more days until the premiere of MTV’s 8th & Ocean! 
WHAT? You can’t wait that long?? Well, head on over to MTV’s Overdrive where you can catch a 4 or something minute long preview of the new show. Oh, but Mac users beware… Windoze lusers only!
And since I was too lazy/not clever enough to come up with a new graphic centered around ME, I decided to revive this old one!
Can you believe I’ve been waiting more than 4 months for this show to start? It seems like just yesterday when I was signing my release form!
Mar 2 2006
Does it make me cheap if I buy bottles of soda from a vending machine at the laundry mat around the corner instead of buying them at the corner market, because I can save $0.38 on each one? That’s 38%! That’s better than buy 3 get one free! That probably doesn’t make me too cheap, does it?
Ok, what if I consistently walk 3 blocks to use the ATM at the Bank of America on 9th and Washington instead of paying a surcharge (or whatever) of $3+ to use on of the many ATMs closer to my home? Does THAT make me cheap? I just really have a problem with paying that much money for convenience. Especially when I’ll probably be spending the money I get out of the ATM at the business it is located at.
Here’s the goocher… Does it make me cheap if after getting cash out of an ATM at the bank, I keep walking past the corner market to buy a bottle of soda at the laundry mat?
Ok, maybe I AM a little cheap, but… I just can’t afford not to be. I mean, if I have no cash on me, and I go to the corner market to buy ONE bottle of soda, it would cost me $4.38 (including the ATM fee)! $4.38 for 20 ounces of Wild Cherry Pepsi? I don’t think so.
Another benefit of walking to the bank is picking up a slice of pizza at Pizza Rustica! When I worked at Lazerland, across the street from Rustica, I would get slices from there like every other day! I’ve tried every kind of pizza they have, and some that aren’t even on the menu! Matter of fact, my very first post to nofuckinaround.com was somewhat about Pizza Rustica.
I don’t care if I’m cheap! I’m eating kick-ass pizza for dinner and you’re not!
Mar 2 2006
I hate it when people send me email and call me Andrejko. He has his own email address!
I especially hate it when people send me email in German! I barely even know the basics of english, let alone a 2nd language!
Hallo Andrejko
Ich habe vergessen nochmal Karten fuer Larissa K. zu bestellen
Bitte ein rerun
Feb 27 2006
I can’t be sure, but if I remember correctly, this was Kim’s reaction to seeing my junk!
Again, I can’t be sure, but I think this was Marina’s reaction when Kim told her about my junk.
Feb 21 2006
I got tagged to do this meme.
FOUR JOBS YOU’VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1. Farmer
2. Dish washer
3. Photoshop dude
4. I guess that’s it.
FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD (AND DO!) WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Joe Dirt
2. Happy Gilmore
3. Casino
4. Friday
FOUR CITIES YOU’VE LIVED IN (TOWNS)
1. Walla Walla, WA
2. San Francisco,CA
3. Fort Meade, MD (actually where I was born. I was almost born in Berlin!)
4. Othello, WA
FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:
1. South Beach
2. Invasion
3. Related
4. Supernatural
FOUR PLACES YOU’VE BEEN ON VACATION:
1. Yellowstone
2. Norman Oklahoma
3. Vancouver, B.C.
4. Manhattan Kansas
FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
1. http://my.yahoo.com/
2. http://jameth.livejournal.com/
3. http://www.racerxill.com/
4. http://www.motonews.com/
FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
1. Steak
2. Ice cream
3. Beef jerky
4. pizza
FOUR PLACES I’D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
1. dead
2. at home
3. Anywhere with my parents
4. Anywhere with Bubba!
Mar 12 2006
Where’s Waldo?
Kim, Brandon and I were on TV during the coverage of the Daytona Supercross Friday night on the Speed channel. Here’s a screenshot… Can you find us??
P.S.: If you missed the Daytona SX and you want to watch it, a torrent of the race can be found here.
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