Nice beard, fatty!

This guy might think he’s too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite… YOU AREN’T! I doubt even the best electric shaver can help this weirdo.

You might be able to see these pics, but probably not because I think Kathy has them on lock-down. Too bad for you.

There’s a pretty good chance I was sending YOU a text message at this particular moment.

P.S. to the girls I sat next to: Thanks for the memories!
(even though they weren’t so great)