Don’t mind me, I’m just taking a piss…

…so there I am at work, and I look up from my computer and I see this woman sticking her hands up her dress. Naturally, I grab my camera because lulz are for sure going to ensue. I’m expecting her to pull down some of the gnarliest drawers ever worn by a human, but then I notice that she actually has a plastic cup in her hand.
She stands there for a bit, taking care of business, apparently finishes, pours her piss onto The AveNEW, puts the cup into her plastic bag of belongings, and continues down the sidewalk.
It was the most amazing thing I have seen all week!
(I’m sorry these pics are so blown out. In my excitement over capturing such a lollertastic moment, I forgot my camera was still set for taking pics of fireworks on the 4th or something. oops! I actually took 17 pics of her, but these will have to suffice.)